| Mortician | Celebrity | Age at Death | Score | Bonus | Sub Score | Total | Comment | Date of passing | |
| 1 | Griz | Damn, I lost my list | |||||||
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |||||
| 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |||||
| 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |||||
| 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |||||
| 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |||||
| 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |||||
| 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |||||
| 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |||||
| 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |||||
| 1 | Dandalion | Tom Skerrit | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |||
| 2 | David Hasselhoff | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||
| 3 | Larry David | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||
| 4 | Gene Hackman | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||
| 5 | Pamela Anderson | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||
| 6 | Mitch McConnel | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||
| 7 | Pete Davidson | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||
| 8 | Robert Redford | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||
| 9 | James Cromwell | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||
| 10 | Shannon Doherty | 53 | 47 | 10 | 0 | 57 | Since I lost my list, I am yielding the year to Dandalion. 5 for first cadaver and 5 for last gasp unless someone else passes. | 07/13/2024 | |
| 57 |
I will up the prize to $50.00 for 2025.